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Post time: 2014-05-09 05:51:12
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I doubt this section is on any use on the older servers. If you're an active S4 player who's not in one of the top 3 guilds, we probably already know you, and know why you're not in our guild. But, just in case:

KMC. (Not the spinning-rims company, the other one.)
  • Now the new Chronic Hitmen, a proud subsidiary of Corpco, Inc.
  • Join, and we'll buy you a pony.
  • Dear Leader Wormstyle brings endless glory to the KMC People's Army!
  • We have the biggest guild buildings in S4, and also the fattest player on S4.
  • We have out-of-game chat for strategizing and socializing, and since it's persistent, you can ask for help, or just insult our Perfect Leader, even when no one's not around and we'll all still see it.
  • I guarantee you won't be the oldest guy in the guild, or your money back.
  • Our whores' mouths are always open, just the way you like it. Or Wormstyle's mouth, if you prefer that.


And that's why 420 out of 5 doctors recommend KMC to their patients who chew DBE.

S4 falcotron. Drah' di net um, oh oh oh. Schau schau, der Rinzler geht um, oh oh, oh.

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Post time: 2014-05-09 21:15:42
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That just makes someone want to create an account just for the perks. Does your whore play with the pony as well? Some are into that weird show.
IGN: KrAzeD LunAtiK -s1 & s2
Guild: RedRum (before we retired)
4600 diamonds later a Lore chest gives me Kitty.

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Post time: 2014-05-15 02:23:38
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KrAzeDLunAtiK replied at 2014-05-09 19:15
That just makes someone want to create an account just for the perks. Does your whore play with the  ...

Depends on how much you donate.
S4 falcotron. Drah' di net um, oh oh oh. Schau schau, der Rinzler geht um, oh oh, oh.

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Post time: 2014-05-15 05:30:39
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falcotron replied at 2014-05-15 03:23
Depends on how much you donate.

Awesome lol
IGN - Gannicus
S1 - Dawn

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Post time: 2014-05-15 12:15:19
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Dear Leader Wormstyle brings endless glory to the KMC People's Army!


I LOL'D
IGN: Speakeasy
S1:  DAWN
Guild: Wardogs
CRBG Champions:  I, II, III, IV

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Post time: 2014-05-15 16:32:01
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Update:

KMC made it to the top 4 of the first CRBG, along with Wardogs, AoV, and Ascended.

This proves that we have better luck in our matchups than our S4 rivals Valk, or than other servers' guilds like MK and Pure Evil. And we plan to continue winning on nothing but luck!

Nothing can stop us! Except AoV, of course. They stopped us pretty hard. But who's to say that next time, all their iPhones won't die simultaneously? Nothing is impossible, not if you can imagine it. That's what being is a scientist is all about.
S4 falcotron. Drah' di net um, oh oh oh. Schau schau, der Rinzler geht um, oh oh, oh.

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Post time: 2014-05-16 07:40:32
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We had act first
Ign: Ensenadian
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Post time: 2014-05-16 09:56:32
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[Beep]
After we toke of course.
Tell him nutmeg from S5 said to choke on a fat tranny's cawwwwwwwwk.
S5: Nutmeg
Guild: Pure Evil

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Post time: 2014-05-18 21:33:54
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Edited by falcotron at 2014-05-18 19:34
nutmeg replied at 2014-05-16 07:56
Your leader is a piece of shiet. I'm gonna walk to his desk and b-slap him right now.
After we toke  ...

Sorry, I couldn't understand his response, something like "mmffphmm".

Possibly the fat tranny cock had something to do with it.
S4 falcotron. Drah' di net um, oh oh oh. Schau schau, der Rinzler geht um, oh oh, oh.

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Post time: 2014-05-30 11:18:53
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We just recruited Prince Fielder since he's sitting out the rest of the season and he says he is out for revenge and makes 3x as much money as Coco.  See you in the next CRBG AOV.

http://larrybrownsports.com/base ... ielder-video/157604
S4: Heroism
Guild Leader Kissmyclass
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